Sales are through the roof!

Most of the sales are coming from digital distributors like iTunes, or pay for plays such as Rhapsody. There was one pressing of the actual cd, and there will be no more sent to print.

It will be extremely rare to have a copy of this! Get your copy now at CD Baby!

New album is in the works. Here's a taste -- Booby Trap -- Pay attention!

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Dwyane O’neill was assassinated!

December 9th, 2009 @ 7:55 am

Declan Owens just payed $0.05 to have Dwyane O’neill assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Declan Owens ’s Personality Type: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
Dwyane O’neill’s Personality Type: “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”

Declan Owens ’s Site (if available) – http://
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It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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Dwyane O’neill was assassinated!

December 9th, 2009 @ 7:55 am

Declan Owens just payed $0.05 to have Dwyane O’neill assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Declan Owens ’s Personality Type: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
Dwyane O’neill’s Personality Type: “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”

Declan Owens ’s Site (if available) – http://
Dwyane O’neill’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Making Great Videos

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Daniel McCann was assassinated!

December 9th, 2009 @ 7:50 am

Declan Owens just payed $1 to have Daniel McCann assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Declan Owens ’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
Daniel McCann’s Personality Type: “Why was I with her? She reminds me of you.”

Declan Owens ’s Site (if available) – http://
Daniel McCann’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Nice Blog

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Daniel McCann was assassinated!

December 9th, 2009 @ 7:50 am

Declan Owens just payed $1 to have Daniel McCann assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Declan Owens ’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
Daniel McCann’s Personality Type: “Why was I with her? She reminds me of you.”

Declan Owens ’s Site (if available) – http://
Daniel McCann’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Nice Blog

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Cathal Tierney was assassinated!

December 9th, 2009 @ 7:48 am

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Cathal Tierney was assassinated!

December 9th, 2009 @ 7:48 am

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