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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — “Entertainment Tonight” is reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in France — but People magazine says that’s not true.
Angelina Jolie responds to questions at the “Kung Fu Panda” after-party while at Cannes earlier in May. The television show reported the news on its Web site, citing a source close to Jolie that it did not name.
However, a Jolie representive told People that the actress has not given birth. “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” the representative told People, according to the magazine’s Web site.
The twins would be the fifth and sixth children for the couple known as Brangelina. Their other children are 6-year-old Maddox, 4-year-old Pax, 3-year-old Zahara and 2-year-old Shiloh.
The pair recently moved into the Miraval Estate villa in the French hamlet of Correns, in the Provence region, according to the mayor and the inn’s owner. “They are people who I hope will live normally here,” Mayor Michael Latz told The Associated Press.
Security guards were blocking the gates to the estate Friday, while a postal truck and other maintenance vehicles regularly passed in and out. Onno Stijl, owner of the L’Auberge du Parc inn, said it was a good thing they were moving in and could help business. He said he gets his wine from the estate’s vineyards. “It’s a couple living here now like everyone,” he said by telephone. The area, he said, “is a bit isolated but that gives it a certain … privacy.”
According to its Web site, the Miraval estate dates from pre-Roman times. It includes fountains, aqueducts, moats, a lake and vineyards that produce an organic wine distributed worldwide. Pitt and Jolie may be Miraval’s first movie stars in residence, but Miraval has seen its share of rock stars. The estate includes a studio which has hosted the likes of Sting, the Cranberries and Pink Floyd, who recorded tracks for “The Wall” album there
August 28th, 2008 @ 7:55 pm
Marcin just payed $1000 to have Lydia Limas assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Talks too much
‘Hit’ Method: Drowned
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
Marcin’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Lydia Limas’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
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August 18th, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
Vlad just payed $10,000 to have Richard Cosina assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Eats too much
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped
Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”
Vlad’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
Richard Cosina’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
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August 17th, 2008 @ 10:54 am
Rachel just payed $1,000,000 to have Rose assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped
Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”
Rachel’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Rose’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”
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August 8th, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
moe just payed $10,000 to have calvin assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on
Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”
moe’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
calvin’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
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August 7th, 2008 @ 3:00 am
The Electric Ninja just payed $0.05 to have Colleen assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
The Electric Ninja’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Colleen’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
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August 6th, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
Dennis George just payed $1,000,000 to have Tammy George assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped
Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”
Dennis George’s Personality Type: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
Tammy George’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
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