samy just payed $1,000,000 to have samyafa assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

samy’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
samyafa’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Jeremy just payed $1,000,000 to have Derek Sivers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down,Pistol Whipped,Run off the road,Thrown off a cliff,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

Jeremy’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Derek Sivers’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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Derek Sivers’s Site (if available) - http://sivers.org

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Joshua just payed $1,000,000 to have Karl stoffers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Joshua’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Karl stoffers’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

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Bong just payed $1,000,000 to have Bang assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

Bong’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
Bang’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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chun gorgonite just payed $1,000,000 to have dylan miller assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

chun gorgonite’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
dylan miller’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

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dylan miller’s Site (if available) - http://myspace.com/dylanshoopty

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marcus wagner just payed $1 to have dillan matthews assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

marcus wagner’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
dillan matthews’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

marcus wagner’s Site (if available) - http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=399609520
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