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JASON BALITAAN ANSALDO a.k.a tsuyuferotiner!!! was assassinated!

September 24th, 2008 @ 12:10 am

jeggu vinterboo just payed $1000 to have JASON BALITAAN ANSALDO a.k.a tsuyuferotiner!!! assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Talks too much
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

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JASON BALITAAN ANSALDO a.k.a tsuyuferotiner!!!’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”

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RODERICK GABIA was assassinated!

September 24th, 2008 @ 12:06 am

NORLAN just payed $500 to have RODERICK GABIA assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Workaholic
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

NORLAN’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
RODERICK GABIA’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”

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vincent was assassinated!

September 23rd, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

jeggu just payed $10,000 to have vincent assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Stomped On

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

jeggu’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
vincent’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Wall Street was assassinated!

September 23rd, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

JOhn just payed $1,000,000 to have Wall Street assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
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Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

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Correy was assassinated!

September 18th, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

Steff just payed $100 to have Correy assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

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Ella Allen was assassinated!

September 14th, 2008 @ 8:32 am

peter just payed $1,000,000 to have Ella Allen assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

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