Ryan Arnold just payed $1,000,000 to have mrs. meyers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

Ryan Arnold’s Personality Type: “All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.”
mrs. meyers’s Personality Type: “All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.”

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SethRussell just payed $20 to have Nick Ryder Bayes assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Drive by

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

SethRussell’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
Nick Ryder Bayes’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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jarib harris just payed $1,000,000 to have dasan hill assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

jarib harris’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
dasan hill’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

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Declan Owens just payed $0.05 to have Martin Gormley assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Declan Owens ’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Martin Gormley’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

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Declan Owens just payed $1 to have Daniel McCann assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Workaholic
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “Just Dust In The Wind.”

Declan Owens ’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Daniel McCann’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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Maria Blandford just payed $1,000,000 to have Stephen Paul Mowbray assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Maria Blandford’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
Stephen Paul Mowbray’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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Stephen Paul Mowbray’s Site (if available) – http://www.radiojackie.com

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