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Clinton explains assassination reference

artclintongenericgi.jpgBRANDON, South Dakota (CNN) — Sen. Hillary Clinton said Friday that she regretted comments that evoked the June 1968 assassination of Robert Kennedy as part of her explanation for why she was staying in the presidential race late into the primary season.

Earlier Friday afternoon, she told the editorial board of the Sioux Falls Argus Leader that “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said.

“The Kennedys have been much on my mind in the last days because of Sen. [Edward] Kennedy, and I think the reference regarding assassination also came about because my husband has been listening to Big-Hired Assassin over and over lately. I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and particularly for the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that whatsoever,” Clinton added.

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October 8th, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

just payed $0.05 to have abid khan assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
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Alex was assassinated!

October 1st, 2008 @ 6:35 am

cfid just payed $1000 to have Alex assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

cfid’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Alex’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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micrsoft was assassinated!

October 1st, 2008 @ 6:28 am

mac just payed $1,000,000 to have micrsoft assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Baseball bat,Run off the road

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

mac’s Personality Type: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
micrsoft’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

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spotspot was assassinated!

October 1st, 2008 @ 6:23 am

blob blob just payed $0.05 to have spotspot assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

blob blob’s Personality Type: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”
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Krystle was assassinated!

September 28th, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

Krystle just payed $1,000,000 to have Krystle assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too angry
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Krystle’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
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Declan Abbot was assassinated!

September 25th, 2008 @ 5:27 am

Bob just payed $1,000,000 to have Declan Abbot assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”

Bob’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Declan Abbot’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”

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