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New album is in the works. Here's a taste -- Booby Trap -- Pay attention!

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‘Baseline Killer’ did not own a BHA Cd!

What? No sidearm dilemma?
Baseline Killer
I’ll show you.
Tortured idiot
Shooting styrofoam into the veins
Of the masters
Television is your master
Keeps you fearful
Frightened
Like needle-less insulin dependent diabetics
Like bakers without flour
Baseline Killer
That’s funnier than most people realize
Purely psychological
Pure
Hah!
Your face will end up on a box of Wheaties
Rapists
That’s what they are
Anxious
As the hand feels the steel
The clean and polished gun
Blam!
Just another victim
A bike-ride
He died during a bike ride
Unbelievable
But the media giants feed us this crap
Sickly patients in hospitals of fear
And we all seem to fall for it
Everyone of you idiots
Which in turn makes me an idiot
Silly idiot
Shot from a distance
Baseline Killer

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kyle was assassinated!

July 4th, 2009 @ 6:22 pm

someone just payed $0.05 to have kyle assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

someone’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
kyle’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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Simone was assassinated!

July 4th, 2009 @ 4:41 am

Uvila just payed $20 to have Simone assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved

Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”

Uvila’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
Simone’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”

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Lizzy was assassinated!

July 1st, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

Sam just payed $0.05 to have Lizzy assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

Sam’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Lizzy’s Personality Type: “Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”

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Spammi was assassinated!

July 1st, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

Sandra just payed $0.05 to have Spammi assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Sandra ’s Personality Type: “All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.”
Spammi’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

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robert laing was assassinated!

June 29th, 2009 @ 6:40 am

robert laing just payed $20 to have robert laing assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Reads too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

robert laing’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
robert laing’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Jarrod Matthews was assassinated!

June 22nd, 2009 @ 7:05 am

Thomas Coram just payed $1,000,000 to have Jarrod Matthews assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

Thomas Coram’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Jarrod Matthews’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”

Thomas Coram’s Site (if available) – http://www.bbc.co.uk
Jarrod Matthews’s Site (if available) – http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport

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