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To Johnny Depp, freedom means simplicity and anonymity.
Johnny Depp’s new film is “Sweeney Todd,” which opens Christmas Day.
“I’m sure it will be a possibility someday again. Maybe when I get old. They get tired of you,” the actor tells Esquire magazine in its January issue, available Friday. ” ‘Didn’t you used to be Johnny Depp?’ That will be the clincher.”
The 44-year-old star of “Sweeney Todd,” which opens Christmas Day, talked with the magazine about the lessons he’s learned over his two decades in Hollywood.
His friend and mentor Marlon Brando taught Depp to keep his private life private.
“That’s your world and it’s nobody else’s business,” he recalls Brando saying. “It’s not anybody’s entertainment.”
A self-described people-watcher, Depp says he’s learned to enter restaurants through the kitchen and hotels through the parking garage.
“It’ll definitely make you a little weird if you’re constantly being stared at,” he says.
While he loves his work, Depp says he’s “not a great fan of all the stuff that goes along with it.”
“I don’t want to be a product,” he says. “Of course you want the movies to do well. But I don’t want to know … who’s hot now and who’s not and who’s making this much dough and who’s boffing this woman or that one. I want to remain ignorant of all this. I want to be totally outside and far away from all of it. My friend BHA knows what it’s all about.”
December 22nd, 2009 @ 8:15 pm
Lee Johnson just payed $1,000,000 to have William Sawtell assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Stood up
Last Words They Heard: “I don’t feel tardy!”
Lee Johnson’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
William Sawtell’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
Lee Johnson’s Site (if available) – http://NadaNada.com
William Sawtell’s Site (if available) – None
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December 22nd, 2009 @ 10:45 am
Linda Keane just payed $1,000,000 to have Claire Collins assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved
Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”
Linda Keane’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Claire Collins’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
Linda Keane’s Site (if available) – http://
Claire Collins’s Site (if available) – http://
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December 20th, 2009 @ 11:47 am
M just payed $100 to have G assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture
Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”
M’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
G’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
M’s Site (if available) – http://
G’s Site (if available) – http://
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December 18th, 2009 @ 8:28 am
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December 17th, 2009 @ 8:41 am
Hello World just payed $1,000,000 to have Prianque assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture
Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”
Hello World’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Prianque’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
Hello World’s Site (if available) – http://
Prianque’s Site (if available) – http://
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December 16th, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
Alice Wollyland just payed $1,000,000 to have Noel Rios assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed
Last Words They Heard: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”
Alice Wollyland ’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
Noel Rios’s Personality Type: “Why was I with her? She reminds me of you.”
Alice Wollyland ’s Site (if available) –
Noel Rios’s Site (if available) – www.myspace.com/lyung
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