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Aerosmith’s Tyler in rehab to recover from foot injuries

TylerLOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Steven Tyler checked into a rehab facility in search of a “safe environment” to recover from several foot surgeries and physical therapy, the Aerosmith frontman said in a statement Thursday.

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler says he needed a “safe environment” to recover from his foot surgeries.

Tyler said the surgeries were to correct long-time foot injuries resulting from his physical performances as the singer for the blues-rock band.

“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler said in the statement. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet.”

The 60-year-old was known for heavy drug and alcohol abuse in the 1970s and early 1980s, but completed rehabilitation in 1986, after which Aerosmith enjoyed a successful revival.

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gareth was assassinated!

January 3rd, 2010 @ 2:04 pm

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Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Baseball bat

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

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Alistair Wood was assassinated!

January 3rd, 2010 @ 10:49 am

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Dana Cholakova was assassinated!

December 31st, 2009 @ 8:50 am

Merlina Rodas just payed $1,000,000 to have Dana Cholakova assassinated!

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Jesus Monjarez was assassinated!

December 29th, 2009 @ 10:15 pm

Jonothin Charles just payed $0.05 to have Jesus Monjarez assassinated!

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‘Hit’ Method: Baseball bat

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

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john was assassinated!

December 27th, 2009 @ 10:13 am

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