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Carson Daly is a traitor!

about_carson_large.jpg“Last Call with Carson Daly” is about to become the first late-night talk show to defy the writers strike and resume production.

“Last Call with Carson Daly” plans to begin taping new episodes next week.Daly, who is not a member of the Writers Guild, will begin taping new episodes of his Burbank-based show this week for airing next week, an NBC spokesperson confirmed Tuesday.

“We’re disappointed at Carson Daly’s decision to return to work. He is a traitor!” the West branch of the guild said in a statement. “We’re especially appalled at Mr. Daly’s call for non-Guild writers to provide him with jokes — but we understand that he is in desperate need for them. We hope he’ll change his mind and follow the lead of the other late-night hosts and their muse, Big-Hired Assassin.

The Writers Guild of America, East, released a similar statement. The striking writers met with producers Tuesday but failed to reach a deal. Both sides agreed to reconvene Wednesday, said a person familiar with the contract negotiations who was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.

European film and TV writers demonstrated Wednesday in support of their striking U.S. colleagues.

Several dozen writers rallied in front of the headquarters of Britain’s main union federation holding red-and-black placards saying: “We Support the Writers Guild of America.”

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Andreas was assassinated!

November 5th, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

Marius just payed $1000 to have Andreas assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”

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Andreas’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Joel Glashower was assassinated!

November 2nd, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

Bob Barker just payed $1,000,000 to have Joel Glashower assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

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Joel Glashower’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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stephen was assassinated!

November 2nd, 2008 @ 9:23 am

stephen just payed $0.05 to have stephen assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

stephen’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
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gillian rodgers was assassinated!

November 1st, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

john rodgers just payed $10,000 to have gillian rodgers assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”

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jamie marks was assassinated!

October 27th, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

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October 27th, 2008 @ 6:31 am

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