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Nicole Starret was assassinated!

January 6th, 2010 @ 7:54 pm

evan just payed $1,000,000 to have Nicole Starret assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

evan ’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Nicole Starret’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”

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josh graham was assassinated!

January 6th, 2010 @ 11:43 am

evan just payed $100 to have josh graham assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

evan’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
josh graham’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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Zach Anderson was assassinated!

January 6th, 2010 @ 11:37 am

Jeremy Rankin just payed $0.05 to have Zach Anderson assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Just Dust In The Wind.”

Jeremy Rankin’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
Zach Anderson’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Hazel O’Brien was assassinated!

January 6th, 2010 @ 4:54 am

Jessica Bergkvist just payed $10,000 to have Hazel O’Brien assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Jessica Bergkvist’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Hazel O’Brien’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Pawe? So?tysik was assassinated!

January 4th, 2010 @ 10:44 am

Krzysztof Kasza just payed $500 to have Pawe? So?tysik assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Krzysztof Kasza’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Pawe? So?tysik’s Personality Type: “Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”

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Gjjh gh was assassinated!

January 4th, 2010 @ 6:07 am

Axhmef just payed $500 to have Gjjh gh assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too angry
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Stomped On,Baseball bat

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Axhmef’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
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