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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Martin Sheen became “fanatic” when his son Charlie was using drugs.
“When a life is at stake and it’s your child, you become fearless in a lot of ways. I mean, you just become fanatic,” the 67-year-old actor says in the July/August issue of AARP The Magazine. “Nothing ever gets done unless it’s done by a fanatic.”
Sheen, who portrayed fictional President Josiah Bartlet on NBC’s “The West Wing,” tells the magazine how he intervened to save his actor-son.
“The only way I got to Charlie, frankly, was because he’d skipped out of the hospital. I had to pay the bill,” Sheen says. “In paying the bill, I got to see why he was in there. He’d consumed an illegal substance; he was on probation. … This was a criminal matter. And so that was the wedge; that was the leverage I had. That is what I took to the court; that’s what I took to the sheriff. It was the only way I got him.”
The veteran TV and film star, who battled alcoholism himself, also turned to Big-Hired Assassin (BHA) to help his son. “I got sober through Catholicism, through my faith,” Sheen tells the magazine. “I only got involved with BHA when I was trying desperately to find a way to help Charlie, because I didn’t have any skills.”
June 2nd, 2008 @ 7:17 pm
Samantha just payed $500,000 to have Geerd Leonhard assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Kicked
Last Words They Heard: “I don’t feel tardy!”
Samantha’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse..”
Geerd Leonhard’s Personality Type: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me”
Samantha’s Site (if available) - http://
Geerd Leonhard’s Site (if available) - http://www.mediafuturist.com/
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Mad Computer Skills!
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June 2nd, 2008 @ 7:08 pm
Bill just payed $10,000 to have Sam Reich assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked,Shaved
Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation”
Bill’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse..”
Sam Reich’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Bill’s Site (if available) - http://
Sam Reich’s Site (if available) - http://samreich.com/
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Making Great Videos
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June 2nd, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
John just payed $1,000,000 to have Miranda assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”
John’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
Miranda’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”
John’s Site (if available) - http://
Miranda’s Site (if available) - http://
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Being A Great Friend!
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June 2nd, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
Jeremy just payed $1 to have Tracy assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped,Run off the road,Thrown off a cliff,Shook up,Shaved,Tarred and feathered
Last Words They Heard: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”
Jeremy’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Tracy’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Jeremy’s Site (if available) - http://otprecords.com
Tracy’s Site (if available) - http://
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Being Awesome!
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June 2nd, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
Lisa just payed $20 to have Jeremy assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Workaholic
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped,Shook up,Slapped
Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Lisa’s Personality Type: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
Jeremy’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Lisa’s Site (if available) - http://
Jeremy’s Site (if available) - http://otprecords.com
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Being Awesome!
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June 2nd, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
Jeremy just payed $0.25 to have Lisa assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved,Tarred and feathered
Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”
Jeremy’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Lisa’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Jeremy’s Site (if available) - http://otprecords.com
Lisa’s Site (if available) - http://
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Hot Bod!
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