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Patrick jeffrey was assassinated!

January 10th, 2010 @ 10:30 am

Matthew just payed $1,000,000 to have Patrick jeffrey assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Take that sucka!”

Matthew’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”
Patrick jeffrey’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

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rob was assassinated!

January 10th, 2010 @ 7:01 am

mori just payed $0.05 to have rob assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

mori’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
rob’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

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Rob Kuczynski was assassinated!

January 10th, 2010 @ 7:01 am

Mr X just payed $20 to have Rob Kuczynski assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Mr X’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Rob Kuczynski’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Magical Code Wizard

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Nick was assassinated!

January 9th, 2010 @ 8:32 am

Don Killer just payed $1,000,000 to have Nick assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Don Killer’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Nick’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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H MANA MOU was assassinated!

January 8th, 2010 @ 8:00 am

JOHN PAPADOUPOULOS just payed $0.05 to have H MANA MOU assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Talks too much
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Just Dust In The Wind.”

JOHN PAPADOUPOULOS’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
H MANA MOU’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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Arun V Rajan was assassinated!

January 6th, 2010 @ 9:45 pm

Ajai V George just payed $1,000,000 to have Arun V Rajan assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Ajai V George’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Arun V Rajan’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

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