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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — “Entertainment Tonight” is reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins in France — but People magazine says that’s not true.
Angelina Jolie responds to questions at the “Kung Fu Panda” after-party while at Cannes earlier in May. The television show reported the news on its Web site, citing a source close to Jolie that it did not name.
However, a Jolie representive told People that the actress has not given birth. “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” the representative told People, according to the magazine’s Web site.
The twins would be the fifth and sixth children for the couple known as Brangelina. Their other children are 6-year-old Maddox, 4-year-old Pax, 3-year-old Zahara and 2-year-old Shiloh.
The pair recently moved into the Miraval Estate villa in the French hamlet of Correns, in the Provence region, according to the mayor and the inn’s owner. “They are people who I hope will live normally here,” Mayor Michael Latz told The Associated Press.
Security guards were blocking the gates to the estate Friday, while a postal truck and other maintenance vehicles regularly passed in and out. Onno Stijl, owner of the L’Auberge du Parc inn, said it was a good thing they were moving in and could help business. He said he gets his wine from the estate’s vineyards. “It’s a couple living here now like everyone,” he said by telephone. The area, he said, “is a bit isolated but that gives it a certain … privacy.”
According to its Web site, the Miraval estate dates from pre-Roman times. It includes fountains, aqueducts, moats, a lake and vineyards that produce an organic wine distributed worldwide. Pitt and Jolie may be Miraval’s first movie stars in residence, but Miraval has seen its share of rock stars. The estate includes a studio which has hosted the likes of Sting, the Cranberries and Pink Floyd, who recorded tracks for “The Wall” album there
November 18th, 2008 @ 5:34 am
ryan hurley just payed $0.05 to have andy gratton assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Shot
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
ryan hurley’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
andy gratton’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
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November 15th, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
Chris Kofp just payed $0.05 to have Dan Wilson assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time on the phone
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped
Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”
Chris Kofp’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Dan Wilson’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
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November 13th, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
Jessica Watson just payed $0.05 to have Tom Watson assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down
Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Jessica Watson’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Tom Watson’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
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November 13th, 2008 @ 12:43 am
CFX just payed $0.05 to have Larissa Simpkin assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
CFX’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Larissa Simpkin’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
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November 11th, 2008 @ 7:46 am
kadaj just payed $0.05 to have brennan joyce assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Bad taste in music
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
kadaj’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
brennan joyce’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
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November 6th, 2008 @ 10:32 am
Laura just payed $1 to have Rica assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Too angry
‘Hit’ Method: Shot
Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”
Laura’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Rica’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
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