jack just payed $1,000,000 to have rach assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “I don’t feel tardy!”

jack’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
rach’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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rach’s Site (if available) - http://

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linda huynh just payed $100 to have tida chitmongran OR Tida Tanha assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

linda huynh’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
tida chitmongran OR Tida Tanha’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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tida chitmongran OR Tida Tanha’s Site (if available) - http://www.myspace.com/ekk__tida

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the wacker just payed $1,000,000 to have bobby jonson assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

the wacker’s Personality Type: “Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!”
bobby jonson’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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James Dizzle just payed $1,000,000 to have Adam Simmons assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Attends church too often
‘Hit’ Method: Run off the road

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

James Dizzle’s Personality Type: “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
Adam Simmons’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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Adam Simmons’s Site (if available) - http://www.-8%-In-History-.com

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James Dryden just payed $500 to have Atul Khurana assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

James Dryden’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Atul Khurana’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

James Dryden’s Site (if available) - http://www.dizzledesigns.co.uk
Atul Khurana’s Site (if available) - http://www.warwickschool.org

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