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LISBON, Portugal (AP) — Amy Winehouse showed up late for her first concert since leaving rehab, giving an underwhelming performance in front of 90,000 people Friday at a Lisbon music festival The Grammy-winning jazz-pop diva turned up almost an hour late for the outdoor show. She apologized for having a sore throat, and her voice cracked during the 55-minute set.
Winehouse, wearing a short dress, appeared distracted during her performance. She paused to talk to members of her band, fiddled at length with her microphone, sucked throat candy and at one point dashed offstage but quickly returned. She had cuts on her left arm, and her right hand was bandaged.
Winehouse’s musical career has flourished despite her erratic behavior, missed concerts and stints in drug rehab. “Hey Lisbon,” Winehouse told the crowd, which had booed when she failed to show up on time. “I’m sorry I’m late,” she said The singer is booked to play at a series of music festivals in Europe this summer. She said she is set to perform next month at a concert in London honoring Nelson Mandela.
August 2nd, 2008 @ 5:03 pm
Jay just payed $1,000,000 to have Ed Beck assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Bad taste in music
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”
Jay’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Ed Beck’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
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July 28th, 2008 @ 9:11 pm
Marissa just payed $1,000,000 to have Marissa assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture
Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”
Marissa’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Marissa’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”
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July 21st, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
Metaxa just payed $1,000,000 to have Kali assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture
Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”
Metaxa’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
Kali’s Personality Type: “As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.”
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July 18th, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
weagle just payed $1,000,000 to have dani assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shot
Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”
weagle’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
dani’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
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July 8th, 2008 @ 7:07 pm
Zé do Tasco just payed $0.05 to have Lola assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
Zé do Tasco’s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Lola’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
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July 7th, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
Rachael just payed $0.05 to have Jack O’brien assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture
Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”
Rachael’s Personality Type: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”
Jack O’brien’s Personality Type: “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
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