Shen Tai just payed $1,000,000 to have Jack Blacklock assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV
‘Hit’ Method: Drowned

Last Words They Heard: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”

Shen Tai’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”
Jack Blacklock’s Personality Type: “Why was I with her? She reminds me of you.”

Shen Tai’s Site (if available) - http://
Jack Blacklock’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being A Twitter-Head

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