Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”

Altaïr ibn La-Ahad’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Al Mualim’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

kareny’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Mii’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”

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Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “Just Dust In The Wind.”

Mie’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
Kareny’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

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Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Brittany Marie White’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Alexander Joesph White’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

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Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

Dave Jones’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Tom Thomas’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

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Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Izzuddin’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Izhar’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

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Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

ryan hurley’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
andy gratton’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

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Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time on the phone
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Chris Kofp’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Dan Wilson’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

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Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Jessica Watson’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Tom Watson’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

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Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

CFX’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Larissa Simpkin’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

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