peter just payed $1,000,000 to have Ella Allen assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

peter’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Ella Allen ’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

peter’s Site (if available) - http://
Ella Allen ’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Hot Bod!

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