Chris Kofp just payed $0.05 to have Dan Wilson assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time on the phone
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Chris Kofp’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Dan Wilson’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

Chris Kofp’s Site (if available) - http://
Dan Wilson’s Site (if available) - http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being A Twitter-Head

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