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rachel warby was assassinated!

james wilson just payed $1,000,000 to have rachel warby assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

james wilson’s Personality Type: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”
rachel warby’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”

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rachel warby’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being Great With Their Hands

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brian was assassinated!

alex just payed $1 to have brian assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
‘Hit’ Method: Shaved

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

alex’s Personality Type: “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
brian’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”

alex’s Site (if available) – http://
brian’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Great Personality!

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Ajay Sharma was assassinated!

Ajay Sharma just payed $1,000,000 to have Ajay Sharma assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Drowned

Last Words They Heard: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.”

Ajay Sharma’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Ajay Sharma’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”

Ajay Sharma’s Site (if available) – http://
Ajay Sharma’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Mad Computer Skills!

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Tom Middleton was assassinated!

Adam just payed $1,000,000 to have Tom Middleton assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too angry
‘Hit’ Method: Chinese Water Torture

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

Adam’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Tom Middleton’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

Adam’s Site (if available) – http://
Tom Middleton’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Hot Bod!

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Jessica(Eva) Smith was assassinated!

Alexandria Lethers just payed $1 to have Jessica(Eva) Smith assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

Alexandria Lethers’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
Jessica(Eva) Smith’s Personality Type: “Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”

Alexandria Lethers’s Site (if available) – http://
Jessica(Eva) Smith’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being A Great Writer!

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