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	<itunes:summary>Pure, unadulterated madness... and ironic paradoxes.

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		<title>Riley rhyner was assassinated!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Xsaber just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE  Riley rhyner</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Ugly feet</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Hasta La Vista Baby!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff</p>
<p><b>Xsaber&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Never give up! Never surrender!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Mama&#8217;s Boy!</p>
<p><a href="http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/">http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/</a></p>
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		<title>Wyatt  was assassinated!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Nick  just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Wyatt </b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Horrible driver</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Take that sucka!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Stabbed, Shaved, Tarred and Feathered </p>
<p><b>Nick &#8216;s Personality Type:</b> Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.</p>
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		<title>Ham was assassinated!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Nick just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  Ham</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Bad taste in music</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>You smell that?</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Highly Confidential</p>
<p><b>Nick&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Toto, I&#8217;ve a feeling that we&#8217;re not in Kansas anymore.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Me Tarzan, you Jane.</p>
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<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Who&#8217;s laughing now?</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Drive &#8216;Bye&#8217; Shooting</p>
<p><b>Phoenix Ladhani&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Bond, James Bond.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Dont have one&#8230;</p>
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<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Hasta La Vista Baby!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Chinese Water Torture / Drowning</p>
<p><b>Alex &#8216;s Personality Type:</b> Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Frankly my dear, I don&#8217;t give a damn!</p>
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		<title>susan was assassinated!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>james just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  susan</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Too Angry</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Take that sucka!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff</p>
<p><b>james&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> They&#8217;re gonna need some more FBI guys.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Oh that&#8217;s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that&#8217;s all.</p>
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		<title>jordon pittaway was assassinated!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>c leach just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  jordon pittaway</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Here&#8217;s looking at you kid!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Tickled to Death</p>
<p><b>c leach&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
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<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Eats too much</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Told you to back off those donuts!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Too Graphic to Discuss&#8230;</p>
<p><b>assdfdf adsfasdf&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Mama&#8217;s Boy!</p>
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<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Smells Funny</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Hasta La Vista Baby!</p>
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<p><b>Steve&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Anuj Patel just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Bryce Detweiler</b></p>
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<p><b>Anuj Patel&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Elementary, my dear Watson!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
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