“The Big-Hired Assassin Cd made me feel brave! I finally stepped up and did some things that I’ve put off for a while due to fear and insecurity.

I figured, why not just go for it, you know?”

I envy him. He is truly gifted.
I had a really cool pen that inspired me to write, but now I can’t find it.
If it weren’t for BHA, I couldn’t write a thing. He inspired me to become inspired again!

“He said that he is going to go all week without drinking. I know he can do it! He’s using BHA as a form of spiritual enlightenment!”

“When I stick to the BHA Diet, I lose weight! Yesterday I looked like a bloated Otter, but today, voila!”

“After fine consideration of the providence of the proclaimed order of the new world, above and beyond terrorism and the archaic ancestry of activities beyond measurable control, I declare this CD as nucular!”

George Bush - President (USA)

Evangelist, Jimmy Swaggart says that the cd ‘makes good sense.’

“I can see why so many of today’s youth are invested in it and want to listen to it. I just wish it had less swear words!”