Sales are through the roof!

Most of the sales are coming from digital distributors like iTunes, or pay for plays such as Rhapsody. There was one pressing of the actual cd, and there will be no more sent to print.

It will be extremely rare to have a copy of this! Get your copy now at CD Baby!

New album is in the works. Here's a taste -- Booby Trap -- Pay attention!

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Martin ‘Fanatic’ Sheen: How I attacked Charlie’s drug use

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — Martin Sheen became “fanatic” when his son Charlie was using drugs.

“When a life is at stake and it’s your child, you become fearless in a lot of ways. I mean, you just become fanatic,” the 67-year-old actor says in the July/August issue of AARP The Magazine. “Nothing ever gets done unless it’s done by a fanatic.”

Sheen, who portrayed fictional President Josiah Bartlet on NBC’s “The West Wing,” tells the magazine how he intervened to save his actor-son.

“The only way I got to Charlie, frankly, was because he’d skipped out of the hospital. I had to pay the bill,” Sheen says. “In paying the bill, I got to see why he was in there. He’d consumed an illegal substance; he was on probation. … This was a criminal matter. And so that was the wedge; that was the leverage I had. That is what I took to the court; that’s what I took to the sheriff. It was the only way I got him.”

The veteran TV and film star, who battled alcoholism himself, also turned to Big-Hired Assassin (BHA) to help his son. “I got sober through Catholicism, through my faith,” Sheen tells the magazine. “I only got involved with BHA when I was trying desperately to find a way to help Charlie, because I didn’t have any skills.”

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John Travolta gets breast augmentation

November 26th, 2007 @ 11:52 am

“The Big-Hired Assassin Cd made me feel brave! I finally stepped up and did some things that I’ve put off for a while due to fear and insecurity.

I figured, why not just go for it, you know?”

Sean Penn has writer’s block

November 25th, 2007 @ 7:18 pm

I envy him. He is truly gifted.
I had a really cool pen that inspired me to write, but now I can’t find it.
If it weren’t for BHA, I couldn’t write a thing. He inspired me to become inspired again!

Nick Nolte’s friend is very proud of him

November 25th, 2007 @ 7:13 pm

“He said that he is going to go all week without drinking. I know he can do it! He’s using BHA as a form of spiritual enlightenment!”

Kirstie Alley claims the ‘BHA Diet’ really works

November 25th, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

“When I stick to the BHA Diet, I lose weight! Yesterday I looked like a bloated Otter, but today, voila!”

This cd is ‘Nucular!’

November 25th, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

“After fine consideration of the providence of the proclaimed order of the new world, above and beyond terrorism and the archaic ancestry of activities beyond measurable control, I declare this CD as nucular!

George Bush – President (USA)

I just wish it had less swear words.

November 25th, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

Evangelist, Jimmy Swaggart says that the cd ‘makes good sense.’

“I can see why so many of today’s youth are invested in it and want to listen to it. I just wish it had less swear words!”