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George Bush denies being a Homo sapien
In a recent interview, President George Bush was asked about Global Warming, “Mr President, as a fellow Homo Sapien, does Global Warming concern you and are any major changes being discussed in the White House about it?”
The President responded, “I am not a Homo sapien! I have relations with a woman.”
Hugh Hefner refutes mild stroke
Playboy Enterprises founder, majority owner, and Chief Creative Officer was admitted into a local hospital in Beverly Hills today for what doctors are calling a mild stroke. Hefner, or Hef as many call him, did not suffer any loss of motor skills from the stroke, but is under going a full set of tests.
When asked about his condition, Hefner replied, “Don’t be ridiculous! At my age, that’s not a stroke, it’s an orgasm!”
George Carlin defeats cancer
The iconic comedian overcame what doctors have explained as a horrific bout of cancer today without using any pills, radiation, or other forms of treatment. The entire medical community is in shock over the outcome of his battle with the deadly killer.
Apparently, Carlin simply told the cancer to “Go fuck itself,” and it did.
Mel Gibson opens an all kosher café
Mel Gibson’s latest endeavor might come as quite a surprise to most people considering that it was less than one year ago that the actor led us on a drunken tirade of racist proportions. Gibson has felt that his recent lack of blockbuster films and recognition for his acting endeavors had to do with the Jewish community “not forgiving him” for his actions last year.
“I want them, the Jews, to know that I respect them and I think this is the only way to prove I am not an anti-Semite.”
Tom Cruise starts taking birth control pills
After an anonymous woman alleged that actor Tom Cruise was her child’s legitimate father, a prosecutor ordered Cruise to go under DNA testing. The results now prove that he is the child’s father and arrangements are being made for what some have called ‘hefty’ child support payments.
In a recent interview, Cruise admitted that he has now begun taking birth control pills. When asked why, the Scientologist exclaimed, “It goes against all I believe in, but child support is killing me.”
