Kostis was assassinated!

Petros just payed $10,000 to have Kostis assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

Petros’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”
Kostis’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

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Danny Lam was assassinated!

Anthony Hopkins just payed $1 to have Danny Lam assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Slapped

Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”

Anthony Hopkins’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Danny Lam’s Personality Type: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”

Anthony Hopkins’s Site (if available) – -
Danny Lam’s Site (if available) – I LOVE MANGA

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was assassinated!

sfsgh just payed $0.25 to have assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

sfsgh’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
‘s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

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Bill was assassinated!

Dante just payed $1,000,000 to have Bill assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

Dante’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Bill’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

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Bill’s Site (if available) – http://billpapas@shape.com

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Markos was assassinated!

TASOS just payed $0.05 to have Markos assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Beat Down

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

TASOS’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Markos’s Personality Type: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”

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