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ella mulcahy was assassinated!

je solomon just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE ella mulcahy

Reason For Assassination: Drinks too much

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

je solomon’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.

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caroline was assassinated!

maddie Harris just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE caroline

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad

Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

maddie Harris’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

Target’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’

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Brandon was assassinated!

Samantha just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Brandon

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?

Method Used: Slapped, Punched, Spit On, and Strangled

Samantha’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

Target’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

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Ruth was assassinated!

Walker just paid $100 to ASSASSINATE Ruth

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

Walker’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

Target’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

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paul was assassinated!

kirstie just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE paul

Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

kirstie’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

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