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ava was assassinated!

alek just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE ava

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: Take that sucka!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

alek’s Personality Type: Fuh-get about it.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!

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Sadam Hussain was assassinated!

Mike just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Sadam Hussain

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning

Mike’s Personality Type: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable

Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.

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Chris Larson was assassinated!

Breanna Perales just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Chris Larson

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

Breanna Perales’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’

Target’s Personality Type: You are not a man!

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Du. M. Bass was assassinated!

Fu .K .U just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE Du. M. Bass

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…

Fu .K .U’s Personality Type: Gimme a whiskey, Ginger Ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby!

Target’s Personality Type: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable

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Joe Solomon was assassinated!

Martin Mitov just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Joe Solomon

Reason For Assassination: Too Angry

Last Words They Heard: Just Dust In The Wind…

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

Martin Mitov’s Personality Type: They’re gonna need some more FBI guys.

Target’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

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