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adam lilley was assassinated!

shelby ryles just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE adam lilley

Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV

Last Words They Heard: You smell that?

Method Used: Stabbed, Shaved, Tarred and Feathered

shelby ryles’s Personality Type: All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.

Target’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

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Shaun Cochran was assassinated!

David Moxon just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE Shaun Cochran

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: Just Dust In The Wind…

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

David Moxon’s Personality Type: They’re gonna need some more FBI guys.

Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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ASSCOCK was assassinated!

lolzpul just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE ASSCOCK

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!

Method Used: Tickled to Death

lolzpul’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

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Viktor Carlé was assassinated!

Viktor Carlé just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Viktor Carlé

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me

Last Words They Heard: Just Dust In The Wind…

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

Viktor Carlé’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

Target’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

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Linda Henriksen was assassinated!

Emil Wax just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Linda Henriksen

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time on the phone

Last Words They Heard: Hah!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

Emil Wax’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

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