li was assassinated!
ze just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE li
Reason For Assassination: Doesn't like me
Last Words They Heard: Worth every penny!
Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!
ze’s Personality Type: Dont have one…
Target’s Personality Type: Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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The Other One was assassinated!
The One just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE The Other One
Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!
Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands
The One’s Personality Type: Elementary, my dear Watson!
Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.
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Matt cole was assassinated!
Tim just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Matt cole
Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny
Last Words They Heard: I see dead people
Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff
Tim’s Personality Type: All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.
Target’s Personality Type: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse!
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Marcus was assassinated!
John mcgee just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE Marcus
Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
Last Words They Heard: Who's laughing now?
Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!
John mcgee’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.
Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!
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Chris was assassinated!
Justin just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Chris
Reason For Assassination: Doesn't know the meaning of respect
Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.
Method Used: Highly Confidential
Justin’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.
Target’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?
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