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ASSCOCK was assassinated!

lolzpul just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE ASSCOCK

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!

Method Used: Tickled to Death

lolzpul’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

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Viktor Carlé was assassinated!

Viktor Carlé just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Viktor Carlé

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me

Last Words They Heard: Just Dust In The Wind…

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

Viktor Carlé’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

Target’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

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Linda Henriksen was assassinated!

Emil Wax just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Linda Henriksen

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time on the phone

Last Words They Heard: Hah!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

Emil Wax’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

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ava was assassinated!

alek just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE ava

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: Take that sucka!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

alek’s Personality Type: Fuh-get about it.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!

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Sadam Hussain was assassinated!

Mike just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Sadam Hussain

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning

Mike’s Personality Type: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable

Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.

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