li was assassinated!

ze just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE li

Reason For Assassination: Doesn't like me

Last Words They Heard: Worth every penny!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

ze’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

Target’s Personality Type: Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

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The Other One was assassinated!

The One just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE The Other One

Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

The One’s Personality Type: Elementary, my dear Watson!

Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.

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Matt cole was assassinated!

Tim just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Matt cole

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

Tim’s Personality Type: All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.

Target’s Personality Type: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse!

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Marcus was assassinated!

John mcgee just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE Marcus

Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much

Last Words They Heard: Who's laughing now?

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

John mcgee’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!

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Chris was assassinated!

Justin just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Chris

Reason For Assassination: Doesn't know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Highly Confidential

Justin’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?

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