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Dillan was assassinated!

Posted on Aug 29, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

Luke just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Dillan

Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Stabbed, Shaved, Tarred and Feathered

Luke’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!

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Daniel was assassinated!

Posted on Aug 27, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

Zach just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Daniel

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online

Last Words They Heard: Hah!

Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning

Zach’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.

Target’s Personality Type: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!

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stuart bradley was assassinated!

Posted on Aug 26, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

sam sam just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE stuart bradley

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much

Last Words They Heard: Just Dust In The Wind…

Method Used: Highly Confidential

sam sam’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?

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amy was assassinated!

Posted on Aug 25, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

madie just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE amy

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Highly Confidential

madie’s Personality Type: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Target’s Personality Type: Toto, I’ve a feeling that we’re not in Kansas anymore.

http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/

Fag Lol. was assassinated!

Posted on Aug 25, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

Lol Fag just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Fag Lol.

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Tickled to Death

Lol Fag’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’

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