david peterson jr. was assassinated!

Posted on Jul 21, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

??? just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE david peterson jr.

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

???’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

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Teresa was assassinated!

Posted on Jul 20, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

Jeffery just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE Teresa

Reason For Assassination: Doesn't know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Who's laughing now?

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

Jeffery’s Personality Type: Fuh-get about it.

Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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Kobe, Gasol, Artest, and Fisher was assassinated!

Posted on Jul 20, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, KG just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Kobe, Gasol, Artest, and Fisher

Reason For Assassination: Doesn't know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Who's laughing now?

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, KG’s Personality Type: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama's Boy!

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YO MOMMA was assassinated!

Posted on Jul 19, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

YO MAMA just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE YO MOMMA

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning

YO MAMA’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They've all got it in for me!

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sidney coman was assassinated!

Posted on Jul 19, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | View Comments

john coman just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE sidney coman

Reason For Assassination: Doesn't know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Just Dust In The Wind…

Method Used: Tickled to Death

john coman’s Personality Type: They're gonna need some more FBI guys.

Target’s Personality Type: Me Tarzan, you Jane.

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