joe galvin was assassinated!

kathleen just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE joe galvin

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Method Used: Slapped, Punched, Spit On, and Strangled

kathleen’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!

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Kennedy was assassinated!

Nicole just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Kennedy

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: You smell that?

Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…

Nicole’s Personality Type: Fuh-get about it.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!

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ron was assassinated!

viper just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE ron

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much

Last Words They Heard: Should have taken that vacation!

Method Used: Highly Confidential

viper’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

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Kim-Jong Il was assassinated!

Alec just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Kim-Jong Il

Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country

Last Words They Heard: Should have taken that vacation!

Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…

Alec’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: They’re gonna need some more FBI guys.

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kelly t mitchell was assassinated!

??? just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE kelly t mitchell

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much

Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

???’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

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