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David Warwick was assassinated!
Curtis McCarthy just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE David Warwick
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!
Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!
Curtis McCarthy’s Personality Type: You are not a man!
Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!
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chelsea smith was assassinated!
lauren tibbs just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE chelsea smith
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning
lauren tibbs’s Personality Type: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Target’s Personality Type: Me Tarzan, you Jane.
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chelsea smith was assassinated!
lauren tibbs just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE chelsea smith
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning
lauren tibbs’s Personality Type: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Target’s Personality Type: Me Tarzan, you Jane.
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Mr. Stern was assassinated!
Max Gale just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Mr. Stern
Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV
Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!
Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands
Max Gale’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!
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vagina was assassinated!
penis just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE vagina
Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands
penis’s Personality Type: They’re gonna need some more FBI guys.
Target’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
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