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Kate Epstein was assassinated!
Ben West just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Kate Epstein
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
Last Words They Heard: I don’t feel tardy.
Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…
Ben West’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’
Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!
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Meghan Wrathall was assassinated!
Chicken Noodle just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE Meghan Wrathall
Reason For Assassination: Talks to me
Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!
Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning
Chicken Noodle’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?
Target’s Personality Type: Gimme a whiskey, Ginger Ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby!
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John Pickford was assassinated!
mitchell just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE John Pickford
Reason For Assassination: Annoying
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff
mitchell’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!
Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!
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justin beiber was assassinated!
nasuma osmanalo just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE justin beiber
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect
Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!
Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!
nasuma osmanalo’s Personality Type: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!
http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/
katlen was assassinated!
carly just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE katlen
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect
Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!
Method Used: Drive ‘Bye’ Shooting
carly’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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