harry tindale was assassinated!

ben deans just paid $10,000 to ASSASSINATE harry tindale

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad

Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

ben deans’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!

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Mini Me was assassinated!

Brian just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Mini Me

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me

Last Words They Heard: Here’s looking at you kid!

Method Used: Highly Confidential

Brian’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’

Target’s Personality Type: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable

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toni barnes was assassinated!

jack just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE toni barnes

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

jack’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

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Sandy morrison was assassinated!

elliot stirling just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Sandy morrison

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

elliot stirling’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Target’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?

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Choo Seng Wee was assassinated!

Choo Seng Wee just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Choo Seng Wee

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Beat Down With a Baseball Bat

Choo Seng Wee’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

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