harry tindale was assassinated!
ben deans just paid $10,000 to ASSASSINATE harry tindale
Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!
ben deans’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.
Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!
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Mini Me was assassinated!
Brian just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Mini Me
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
Last Words They Heard: Here’s looking at you kid!
Method Used: Highly Confidential
Brian’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’
Target’s Personality Type: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable
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toni barnes was assassinated!
jack just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE toni barnes
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect
Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!
Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff
jack’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.
Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!
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Sandy morrison was assassinated!
elliot stirling just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Sandy morrison
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect
Last Words They Heard: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!
Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff
elliot stirling’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Target’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?
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Choo Seng Wee was assassinated!
Choo Seng Wee just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Choo Seng Wee
Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!
Method Used: Beat Down With a Baseball Bat
Choo Seng Wee’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?
Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!
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