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katlen was assassinated!
carly just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE katlen
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect
Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!
Method Used: Drive ‘Bye’ Shooting
carly’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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Brandon Jacques was assassinated!
Jack gaugenistuc just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Brandon Jacques
Reason For Assassination: Smokes too much
Last Words They Heard: Take that sucka!
Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…
Jack gaugenistuc’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.
Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/
joe was assassinated!
jacke just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE joe
Reason For Assassination: Annoying
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Stabbed, Shaved, Tarred and Feathered
jacke’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’
Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.
http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/
sophie orr was assassinated!
louis shanks just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE sophie orr
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.
Method Used: Stabbed, Shaved, Tarred and Feathered
louis shanks’s Personality Type: Me Tarzan, you Jane.
Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/
jack was assassinated!
gabe just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE jack
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Chinese Water Torture / Drowning
gabe’s Personality Type: Dont have one…
Target’s Personality Type: Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest one of all?
http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/
