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tom wall was assassinated!

kieran just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE tom wall

Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV

Last Words They Heard: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Method Used: Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff

kieran’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.

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charlotte jevon was assassinated!

tom just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE charlotte jevon

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…

tom ‘s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

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Tom Emerton was assassinated!

Reese just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Tom Emerton

Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV

Last Words They Heard: Hasta La Vista Baby!

Method Used: Tickled to Death

Reese’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’

Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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shaun o neill was assassinated!

yours truely just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE shaun o neill

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

yours truely’s Personality Type: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Target’s Personality Type: You are not a man!

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asdk was assassinated!

asdl just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE asdk

Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV

Last Words They Heard: I see dead people

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

asdl’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

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