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them was assassinated!

me just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE them

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: Hah!

Method Used: Tickled to Death

me’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Never give up! Never surrender!

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Jade was assassinated!

Achlys Zercovin just paid $500,000 to ASSASSINATE Jade

Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country

Last Words They Heard: You smell that?

Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…

Achlys Zercovin’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

Target’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

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jadene was assassinated!

lydia just paid $100,000 to ASSASSINATE jadene

Reason For Assassination: Workaholic

Last Words They Heard: Told you to back off those donuts!

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

lydia’s Personality Type: All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.

Target’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

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carol liew yunn xuan was assassinated!

desmond just paid $10,000 to ASSASSINATE carol liew yunn xuan

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t know the meaning of respect

Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?

Method Used: Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!

desmond’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

Target’s Personality Type: Dont have one…

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Akshay was assassinated!

Akshay just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Akshay

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much

Last Words They Heard: You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Method Used: Beat Down With a Baseball Bat

Akshay’s Personality Type: They’re gonna need some more FBI guys.

Target’s Personality Type: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

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