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Adam was assassinated!

Posted on Oct 13, 2011 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

Alrissa just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Adam

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad

Last Words They Heard: Take that sucka!

Method Used: Drive ‘Bye’ Shooting

Alrissa’s Personality Type: Bond, James Bond.

Target’s Personality Type: Me Tarzan, you Jane.

http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/

Luke was assassinated!

Posted on Oct 13, 2011 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

Alrissa And Annie just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Luke

Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

Alrissa And Annie’s Personality Type: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?

Target’s Personality Type: Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable

http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/

Michael was assassinated!

Posted on Oct 12, 2011 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

Michael just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE Michael

Reason For Assassination: Annoying

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Highly Confidential

Michael’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Target’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/

Jeremiah was assassinated!

Posted on Oct 12, 2011 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

Colt just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Jeremiah

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time on the phone

Last Words They Heard: You smell that?

Method Used: Tickled to Death

Colt’s Personality Type: Toto, I’ve a feeling that we’re not in Kansas anymore.

Target’s Personality Type: Fuh-get about it.

http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/

Laura Thompson was assassinated!

Posted on Oct 11, 2011 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

matthew thompson just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE Laura Thompson

Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver

Last Words They Heard: Go ahead, make my day.

Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands

matthew thompson’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.

Target’s Personality Type: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

http://big-hiredassassin.com/assassin-nation/hire-an-assassin/

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