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		<title>valerie was assassinated!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 03:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>poop just paid $1,000 to ASSASSINATE  valerie</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Bad taste in music</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Who&#8217;s laughing now?</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Tickled to Death</p>
<p><b>poop&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Frankly my dear, I don&#8217;t give a damn!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Dont have one&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Lauren was assassinated!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Lauren just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  Lauren</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Spends too much time online</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Worth every penny!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Tickled to Death</p>
<p><b>Lauren&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Bond, James Bond.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> E.T. phone home.</p>
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		<title>Connor was assassinated!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh&#8230; &#8216;I&#8217;ll have what she&#8217;s having!&#8217;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Thea Loffler just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Kate Brooker</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Too Angry</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>You smell that?</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Tickled to Death</p>
<p><b>Thea Loffler&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Fuh-get about it.</p>
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		<title>logan was assassinated!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>mike just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE  logan</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Spends too much time online</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Hasta La Vista Baby!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Too Graphic to Discuss&#8230;</p>
<p><b>mike&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Bond, James Bond.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Fuh-get about it.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Callum just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Mullac</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>I see dead people</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Pistol whipped, Kicked, and Thrown From a Cliff</p>
<p><b>Callum&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Oh that&#8217;s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that&#8217;s all.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Bob Bobbinson just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Joslyn Smith</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Doesn&#8217;t attend church</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Told you to back off those donuts!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands</p>
<p><b>Bob Bobbinson&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>manogna just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE  manogna</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Makes me look bad</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Hah!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Highly Confidential</p>
<p><b>manogna&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I&#8217;m gonna make him an offer he can&#8217;t refuse.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
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