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		<title>pual standly was assassinated!</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>assdfdf adsfasdf just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  pual standly</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Eats too much</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Told you to back off those donuts!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Too Graphic to Discuss&#8230;</p>
<p><b>assdfdf adsfasdf&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Mama&#8217;s Boy!</p>
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<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Smells Funny</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Hasta La Vista Baby!</p>
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<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Ashley just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE  JOSH</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>You&#8217;ve got to ask yourself a question:  Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!</p>
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<p><b>Ashley&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> E.T. phone home.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Dont have one&#8230;</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Anna just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Nathan boone</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Doesn&#8217;t know the meaning of respect</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Go ahead, make my day.</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands</p>
<p><b>Anna&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Oh that&#8217;s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that&#8217;s all.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Infamy, infamy! They&#8217;ve all got it in for me!</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>All Women just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  Eric Pasho</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Spends too much time online</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Take that sucka!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Chinese Water Torture / Drowning</p>
<p><b>All Women&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Oh that&#8217;s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that&#8217;s all.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Never give up! Never surrender!</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Foxy Mama just paid $1,000,000 to ASSASSINATE  RYAN MILLER</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Horrible driver</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>You smell that?</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Tickled to Death</p>
<p><b>Foxy Mama&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh&#8230; &#8216;I&#8217;ll have what she&#8217;s having!&#8217;</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Danielle just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  Person</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Eats too much</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>I see dead people</p>
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<p><b>Danielle&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> I love the smell of napalm in the morning.</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> E.T. phone home.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Danielle just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE  Kya</b></p>
<p><b>Reason For Assassination:</b> Annoying</p>
<p><b>Last Words They Heard: </b>Take that sucka!</p>
<p><b>Method Used: </b>Shot Like a Rabid Coyote!</p>
<p><b>Danielle&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Never give up! Never surrender!</p>
<p><b>Target&#8217;s Personality Type:</b> Frankly my dear, I don&#8217;t give a damn!</p>
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