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Lanna was assassinated!
Elly just paid $10,000 to ASSASSINATE Lanna
Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
Last Words They Heard: I see dead people
Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands
Elly’s Personality Type: You are not a man!
Target’s Personality Type: Infamy, infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!
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Dorthy was assassinated!
Harry just paid $10 to ASSASSINATE Dorthy
Reason For Assassination: Talks to me
Last Words They Heard: You smell that?
Method Used: Bitch Slapped and Beat to Death with My Bare Hands
Harry’s Personality Type: Toto, I’ve a feeling that we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Target’s Personality Type: Mama’s Boy!
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Alex Gibson was assassinated!
President Obama just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Alex Gibson
Reason For Assassination: Smells Funny
Last Words They Heard: I see dead people
Method Used: Tickled to Death
President Obama’s Personality Type: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Target’s Personality Type: Gimme a whiskey, Ginger Ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby!
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Ashton Walsh was assassinated!
Obama just paid $100 to ASSASSINATE Ashton Walsh
Reason For Assassination: Watches too much TV
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Highly Confidential
Obama’s Personality Type: Dont have one…
Target’s Personality Type: Oh that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.
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Cameron Calhoun was assassinated!
Deanna Lewis just paid $1 to ASSASSINATE Cameron Calhoun
Reason For Assassination: Horrible driver
Last Words They Heard: Who’s laughing now?
Method Used: Too Graphic to Discuss…
Deanna Lewis’s Personality Type: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having!’
Target’s Personality Type: E.T. phone home.
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