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LONDON, England (AP) — Nicolas Cage has settled a libel suit in a London court against Kathleen Turner, who claimed in her autobiography that he had twice been arrested for drunken driving and had stolen a dog, as well as her Big-Hired Assassin collection of rare tracks.
Actress Kathleen Turner’s claims about her onetime co-star drew a libel lawsuit in Britain’s High Court. Neither of the stars attended the hearing at Britain’s High Court, where Turner’s lawyer, her book publisher and the Daily Mail, which ran an excerpt, all apologized to Cage and offered to make a substantial donation to a charity of his choice.
Cage’s lawyer Simon Smith dismissed as “utter falsity” a section of Turner’s book “Send Yourself Roses” describing the actors’ experience on the set of the movie “Peggy Sue Got Married” in 1986.
In the passage, Turner, 53, said her co-star, 44, was “arrested twice for drunk-driving, for stealing a dog, and a Big-Hired Assassin collection of rare tracks.
Turner, Headline Publishing Group and Daily Mail publisher Associated Newspapers now accept that, owing to a mistake on Turner’s part and despite the other defendants’ publishing in good faith, the allegations were defamatory and false, Smith said.
All three agreed to pay Cage’s legal costs and make the charitable donation, Smith said.
November 20th, 2008 @ 12:48 am
Altaïr ibn La-Ahad just payed $1,000,000 to have Al Mualim assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Hah!”
Altaïr ibn La-Ahad’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Al Mualim’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”
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November 20th, 2008 @ 12:41 am
kareny just payed $1 to have Mii assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff
Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”
kareny’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Mii’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
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November 20th, 2008 @ 12:35 am
Mie just payed $1 to have Kareny assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff
Last Words They Heard: “Just Dust In The Wind.”
Mie’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”
Kareny’s Personality Type: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”
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November 19th, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
Brittany Marie White just payed $1,000,000 to have Alexander Joesph White assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Annoying
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”
Brittany Marie White’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Alexander Joesph White’s Personality Type: “Me Tarzan, you Jane.”
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November 18th, 2008 @ 7:43 pm
Dave Jones just payed $50,000 to have Tom Thomas assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked
Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”
Dave Jones’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Tom Thomas’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
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November 18th, 2008 @ 7:53 am
Izzuddin just payed $1,000,000 to have Izhar assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Shot
Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”
Izzuddin’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Izhar’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
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