Martin was assassinated!

Posted on Jan 17, 2010 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

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Ryan just payed $1,000,000 to have Martin assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Workaholic
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “You’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

Ryan’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Martin’s Personality Type: “Don’t have one…”

Ryan’s Site (if available) – http://
Martin’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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