Haavard Homestad just payed $1,000,000 to have Per Thomas Fjell assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Smells funny
‘Hit’ Method: Shot

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Haavard Homestad’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”
Per Thomas Fjell’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

Haavard Homestad’s Site (if available) –
Per Thomas Fjell’s Site (if available) –

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being Kind!

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