mori just payed $0.05 to have rob assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Spends too much time online
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Should’ve taken that vacation.”

mori’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
rob’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

mori’s Site (if available) – http://
rob’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Excellent Sense of Humor!

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