evan just payed $1,000,000 to have Nicole Starret assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Knows too much
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

evan ’s Personality Type: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
Nicole Starret’s Personality Type: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”

evan ’s Site (if available) – http://
Nicole Starret’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Being Great With Their Hands

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