Michael Clarke was assassinated!

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Declan Owens just payed $0.05 to have Michael Clarke assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Too friendly
‘Hit’ Method: Stabbed

Last Words They Heard: “Hasta la vista, baby!”

Declan Owens ‘s Personality Type: “They’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.”
Michael Clarke’s Personality Type: “All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats.”

Declan Owens ‘s Site (if available) – http://
Michael Clarke’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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