Bingo Twistleton was assassinated!
Joe just payed $10,000 to have Bingo Twistleton assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Is from a foreign country
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by
Last Words They Heard: “You smell that?”
Joe’s Personality Type: “Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?”
Bingo Twistleton’s Personality Type: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
Joe’s Site (if available) – http://
Bingo Twistleton’s Site (if available) – http://
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Knowing How To Live
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