miki just payed $1,000,000 to have chris assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Baseball bat

Last Words They Heard: “Worth every penny!”

miki’s Personality Type: “Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
chris’s Personality Type: “Never give up! Never surrender!”

miki’s Site (if available) – http://
chris’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Hot Bod!

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