Jordan Doring was assassinated!

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Kyle Sartoris just payed $1,000,000 to have Jordan Doring assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t like me
‘Hit’ Method: Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”

Kyle Sartoris’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Jordan Doring’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

Kyle Sartoris’s Site (if available) – facebook sup
Jordan Doring’s Site (if available) – myspace

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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