Jake Roberts was assassinated!

Posted on Aug 2, 2009 in RECENT ASSASSINATIONS | 0 comments

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William Bradley Pitt just payed $1,000,000 to have Jake Roberts assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Makes me look bad
‘Hit’ Method: Shot,Stabbed,Beat Down,Stomped On,Pistol Whipped,Baseball bat,Run off the road,Nuked,Drowned,Thrown off a cliff,Chinese Water Torture,Drive by,Shook up,Kicked,Stood up,Punched,Hung up,Slapped,Spit on,Shaved,Tarred and feathered

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

William Bradley Pitt’s Personality Type: “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”
Jake Roberts’s Personality Type: “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh God, oh… ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’”

William Bradley Pitt’s Site (if available) – www.prisonstruggle.com
Jake Roberts’s Site (if available) –

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

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