Lizzy was assassinated!
Sam just payed $0.05 to have Lizzy assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Spit on
Last Words They Heard: “Told you to back off those donuts.”
Sam’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Lizzy’s Personality Type: “Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.”
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Lizzy’s Site (if available) – http://
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
Reward Them For: Magical Code Wizard
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