Josh Harries just payed $1,000,000 to have Susan Harries assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”

Josh Harries’s Personality Type: “E.T. phone home.”
Susan Harries’s Personality Type: “Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

Josh Harries’s Site (if available) – http://
Susan Harries’s Site (if available) – http://

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Nice Blog

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