Jarrod Matthews was assassinated!
Thomas Coram just payed $1,000,000 to have Jarrod Matthews assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Pistol Whipped
Last Words They Heard: “Go ahead. Make my day.”
Thomas Coram’s Personality Type: “Bond, James Bond.”
Jarrod Matthews’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
Thomas Coram’s Site (if available) – http://www.bbc.co.uk
Jarrod Matthews’s Site (if available) – http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport
It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?
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