jeff platt just payed $1,000,000 to have ryan cassidy assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff

Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”

jeff platt’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
ryan cassidy’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”

jeff platt’s Site (if available) – http://
ryan cassidy’s Site (if available) – http://

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