ryan cassidy was assassinated!
jeff platt just payed $1,000,000 to have ryan cassidy assassinated!
Reason For Assassination: Doesn’t attend church
‘Hit’ Method: Thrown off a cliff
Last Words They Heard: “I see dead people.”
jeff platt’s Personality Type: “You are not a man.”
ryan cassidy’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
jeff platt’s Site (if available) – http://
ryan cassidy’s Site (if available) – http://
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