im a noob just payed $1,000,000 to have noob assassinated!

Reason For Assassination: Ugly feet
‘Hit’ Method: Nuked

Last Words They Heard: “Who’s laughing now?”

im a noob’s Personality Type: “Fuh-get about it.”
noob’s Personality Type: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

im a noob’s Site (if available) – http://noob
noob’s Site (if available) – http://noob

It is Optimism Through Pessimism Records, so… let’s put a positive spin on it, shall we?

Reward Them For: Magical Code Wizard

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